![]() wait a second, is today Tuesday? Was I supposed to be saving Earth today? Where am I? What is this stuff?” “People get really annoyed at me for some reason. He usually winds up kicked out after no longer than six months due to his unique condition, which is best described in his own words: Riddle me this, riddle me that What kind of dad forgets his own brat? Education and Work History Ĭaptain Oblivious is a freelance superhero constantly moving between superhero groups. Eventually The Riddler got fired because he wore too stupid a costume, and nowadays he is pestering his poor father by sending him riddles such as: Captain Oblivious also remains oblivious of the fact that The Riddler had a career as an arch-enemy of Batman. Naturally the identity of The Riddler's mother escapes Captain Oblivious, as does the whereabouts of his beloved son. Or my father.”Ĭaptain Oblivious has a son, whom he forgets procreating. ~ Captain Oblivious on having a son “What I really miss about my childhood is going fishing with my father without a rod. ~ Captain Obvious on Captain Oblivious's Uncyclopedia page “Where?”Ĭaptain Oblivious Jr. He probably doesn't know he is a superhero himself." “Here are the contents.” Why, I don't know."Ĭaptain Obvious verified this in his own autobiography where in page 2 he writes: "He doesn't know I am a superhero. ![]() Oblivious has stated on the record: "Captain Obvious says we're related, and he seems to know a lot about our mutual childhood. ![]() Doubt is still held as to the exact nature of these so-called twins, however, due to disparaging stories from both of these heroes. He is one of the Obious "twins", the other being Captain Obvious. Even to him.Ĭaptain Oblivious has gained himself fame, but he has never realised and he probably never will. What is known is that his name has been whispered in the darkened corners of the Internet since the Internet went online, and that his life is shrouded in mystery. When interviewed about this, as all superheroes are, he was found to be unsure of this himself, and only after hours of Interview - they had to repeatedly explain to him that an interview was taking place - did they learn nothing. Experts are extremely unsure about the origin of Captain Oblivious. Consensus disagrees (see net spec positioning), but #MacroMisfit has repeatedly proven to be profitable profile.Captain Oblivious is a superhero renowned for his failure to comprehend what is going on around him. We wouldn’t be incremental buyers of the long-end on weakness but TLT/EDV remains one of our favorite global macro positions. The acute collapse in energy prices and any associated (negative) flow thru to capital spending and net hiring introduces some significant uncertainty, but represents a risk that can be largely monitored and managed in real-time with the high frequency labor data.īond yields and capital flows, meanwhile, continue to confirm the economic gravity of a global entre into Quad #4. ![]() Historical cycle precedents suggest labor market strength/improvement still has some runway before inflecting negatively. The ISM employment sub-indices remain good on balance and the domestic labor market remains insulated from the broader global reality, for now. Is anyone particularly surprised that export orders (export orders don’t directly feed into the ISM index calculation but they obviously impact total activity) have slowed or domestically based global conglomerates remain hesitant to materially accelerate capex into OUS disinflation and discrete growth deceleration? The U.S.’ s world share of trade and GDP may be in retreat but its glacial transition towards global interconnectedness is not. We posited that alongside a reversal in here-to favorable seasonals and a deceleration in global growth and export demand, the reported ISM/IP data would follow the Markit reading lower in the coming months. With both the ISM mfg and services surveys slowing in December, it looks like that trend is playing out. In reviewing the domestic December PMI data (see: (HEDG)EYE-CANDY | SURVEY SAYS.) we noted that the underlying Macro reality probably stood somewhere between the ongoing slowdown reflected in the Markit PMI measure (which slowed for a 6th consecutive month in Dec) and ongoing peak strength reported in the ISM survey.
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